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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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Thursday 21 April 2011 18:44

obviously someone needs to wax

PassTheDutch 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 19:21

she messed up one letter and you couldn't figure out what she was saying. and the Yis right next to the T. you couldn't put that together?

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Lala7261 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:58

maybe he forgot to shave...

sk1ml1fe 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:07

lmao

HappyCynic 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:20

Don't worry, potatoes are great.

Sniper_Fidelis 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:25

at least you have more balls than him:)

Ashkahnator 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:34

Wax that hairy catepillar. No, but seriously, punch him in the face(:< it will make you feel better.

LunaNstars 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:47

i love that pictuer boners!!! hahaha i can imagine the dude bitting off justin bieber's face.

Genesis215 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:56

A little fuzz isn't bad. At least you're not rocking a King Leonidas beard to go with it.

EatnBeef 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:39

I missed you boners!!!

mrs_alterego_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:49

Nasty eww!! Nair it!!

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:59

Psssh. If I had a mustache, I'd be proud.

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