Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because...

By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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By alexa - 08/12/2015 17:14 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

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nicospec 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:05

How about playing Uno?

mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:06

he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

Comments

kici 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 10:51

ydi ...if you have to sneak your bf into your parents' house to spend the night with him then you're obviously too young to be doing anything with him. teenage boys only care about one thing and its between your legs...life lesson learned.

njskater 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:03

he's not the only one who does that

reddwarf_fml 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:11

dump his softy ass. pretty sure we know what he wants. and it's oh one thing and it's not u

TobyFunke 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:28

I bet she's the type who wont please her man if she's on her period. I was with a chick like that once, complete and utter bullshit, its the equivalent of a guy not willing to spend time with a girl if she's on the period. Its completely selfish, saying if I cant have sexual gratification right now, then neither can you. Girls need to understand that if you have your period for a few days and sex is off limits those days (most of my girls havent had the desire for sex while on the rag) you should be willing to still suck him off during that time, no need to punish him just because our anatomy is different.

joa76 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:46

Punish YOU? Ha. Did it ever occur to you that most girls like sex just as much as guys do, and it's not that pleasant for them to go a week without sex either?