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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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By Doy - 19/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

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By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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You deserved it 4 851

By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 8 987

By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 7 981

Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 428

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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CACC_fml 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:49

This is called honesty. The best gift he could give you.

JayDawgg 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:44

well it's your fault for being fat

Comments

tigobitties_x3 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 23:58

Awh my mom said that's good he cares about her and wants her thinner

evasweetcouture 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:32

WOW, bet you were shocked lol !

ImFreeFalling 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:35

The definition of "fat" to a guy could mean anything... so don't assume OP is getting obese and stuff. She could just be taking on a few pounds around her hips and stomach. So FYL OP. Your boyfriend is a jerk.

evasweetcouture 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:38

Dang, FYL lol ! But he should love you for (YOU) & i guess he means it.. so in my opinion he's a jerk and no guy should tell there galfriend to lose weight, specially when it comes to a special holiday and him wanting that AH, DUMP his A** !!

PamParanoia 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:47

That was rather mean of him. :/

mythoughts 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 9:48

If the OP looked like you there would be no post. Keep it healthy...

KittyMack 13

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:22

If a guy falls for someone it's in a big part because he's ATTRACTED to her. If she takes that away from him SHE has sabotaged the relationship. Sure, the guys who refuse to cheat might stick around in a miserable situation of having to share a bed with someone they don't feel attraction for (which isn't a choice! chemistry is instinctive/subconscious) and eventually the resentment, sadness, lack of passion and avoiding the subject will corrode what's left of the bond til all that's left is bickering and waiting to die. You seriously think that's a GOOD thing?! Pesonally I'd rather my husband be frank about his needs so we can stay happy together!

jckbco 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:34

excellent perspective

vashthestampede 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:46

So...did you get mad?

GreyJay 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:23

Do what he says for the sake of your relationship, AND to show him you respect his opinion. If he still leaves you, you'll be thin an attractive to get back in the game.