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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By rissa5214 - 26/07/2015 18:20 - United States - Stoughton

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

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By Nalya - 27/12/2008 10:26 - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Geiko_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:04

Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:08

Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.

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purrfume 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 12:02

paramore rules

BrandiG 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 13:38

That must have really hurt u. He don't deserve u at all chick. Move on and give him exactly what he wants. "To be single"

evfan42 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 13:58

there's probably two sides to this

iloveTheMiz 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 14:24

Such a creative way to break up with you! :D

ColdGold 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:15

Now that's a man who can leave.

GemmyChic 0

Friday 13 August 2010 2:20

Dump Him! Your wayy better off without him. && At least you didnt waste your money :)

OMGWTFBBQ1212 0

Friday 13 August 2010 3:37

ROFL, ha i would do him;) just cuz that's a funny thing to say, tehe wait ! .. is he ugly?... hmh I might have to be drunk for this or high out of my mind:P

Skorpack 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:31

Shitty OP

bonkuritokio112 0

Friday 13 August 2010 22:25

what a dick! I'm sorry, but that was pretty low...

Awesumpersun 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:24

Wow_ahaha_this_was_funny_ahahhahaha

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