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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By rissa5214 - 26/07/2015 18:20 - United States - Stoughton

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

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By Nalya - 27/12/2008 10:26 - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Geiko_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:04

Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:08

Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.

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digibenho 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:19

haha I must try this someday :P

jokerman7734 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:44

guess you mean you asked your EX-boyfriend

Animallover36 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:57

How long was your relationship? What a jerk to do that to you! You were just trying to be nice to him for his birthday and he just has to be all mean. I'm sorry.

lingxiauu 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:07

dump him, he ain't worth it.

Cyndrome 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:10

Awesome. Just awesome. /:

ugwmii 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:23

ong so sry

JohnathannnS 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:03

5's hot lol

mR_StAtiiC 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:30

Ydi for going him his present. :)

Junebuggery 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 11:03

**** it ...give him the bday gift he wants and make sure the door hits him on the way out!

artcwolfman 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 11:58

5.that was a comment

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