By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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perdix 29

You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.

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spidersilkx9 0

that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

It's called a joke, OP. And did you really expect a favorable answer from a question like that? If I were your boyfriend, I'd likely be freaked and sarcastically answer with the same joke.

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DrDiamond 0

did you find him some nice stairs to fall down from, after that comment?

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sweetTnt_fml 0

LmL!!! YDi for being SCHUPID!

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KYLAsaysRAWR 0

don't worry, my ex told me he would be taking me to the abortion dr...I was like hell no ur not. then I found out I was pregnant about 6 hours later....we didn't go to get an abortion...I just left him cause I thought I'd have a miscarriage being with him......I did without being with him :( no I can't get pregnant until I find someone else....grrr

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#82 You're 19 and you want to get pregnant?

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rampagexo 7

85 - My mother was impregnated at 17 for the first of three children. She is a kind, gentle woman with a good heart. She is modest and beautiful, and very well-mannered. She is also an amazing parent. It was normal to be impregnated at a young age at one point. The more you know? Acting as if there's something sinful about being pregnant at 19 is very rude as there are many reasons a woman can be pregnant, and judging only makes a person look ignorant. Maybe this person had a bad family experience or a loss and wanted to experience having her own family to make up for it?

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misfitSuperStar 0

I would've said the same thing! What young kid WANTS to be a Dad? Geez....

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

good thing that was hypothetical. if you really were then it would be a fyl but since your not ydi for asking and atleast you can find a new boyfriend. dafp.

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MamaC_fml 0

Well just remember vibrators won't want to push you down stairs... and you should now follow him down the stairs from now on, and if he tries to get behind you, grab the rail and scream "PLEASE DON'T PUSH ME (BF'S name), I LOVE YOU AND I SWEAR I'M NOT PREGNANT".

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

how 'bout "PLEASE DON'T KILL MY BABY"? would make loads of fun in the mall

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bloobelly 0

awe how cuuuuute. he's most definately a keeper<3

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Emrysa 1

Awww how cuuute! She's going to try and get knocked up without being honest with him first! She's such a keeper.

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amazingstickboy 0

YDI. You cant spring "what if I got pregnant" on a guy. It feels too much like a trap. Ask unfair questions, get smartass answers.

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