By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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perdix 29

You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.

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spidersilkx9 0

that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.

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aliceemo 0

that's what my ex said! the bastards lol

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bonniebby 5

it's not abortion if it's an accident! (;

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n3rd_rage 0

wow if my bf had said that to me i would have probably slapped him then left him. but he isnt like that .. so.. sucks to be u?dump him?

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Emrysa 1

So it's ok for you to use actual physical violence on the guy but it's not ok for him to crack a joke about it. Hypocrisy ftw.

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banananut 0

why's everyone calling her boyfriend an asshole? he has a sense of humor, i like that in a guy. jeez, people these days are so attracted to bland humorless people.

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chokeabitch 0

stop watching MTV. teen pregnancy is not cool. it is never going to be. read more books.

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bluesfan74 2

thats on facebook so what he said isnt original

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WTFreversed 5

lol that's the Australian way or find a dingo jokes

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ernodea 0

Jesus christ you two are ******* get a sense of humor and stop being so dramatic

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