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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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You deserved it 6 580

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By marge1010 - 08/03/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 989

You deserved it 10 022

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 764

You deserved it 8 263

By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 997

You deserved it 21 112

Stalker vibes

By olalala2382 - 02/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 113

You deserved it 7 247

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 498

You deserved it 1 961

By Vac - 05/04/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 597

You deserved it 8 725

By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 773

You deserved it 4 031

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 821

You deserved it 7 156

By doilookold - 07/12/2018 05:00

Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML

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You deserved it 231

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:30

Oh, he got a "Frosty" all right

zingline89 18

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:35

So he WAS eating out after all. Giggity.

Comments

mick3446 15

Thursday 28 February 2013 2:44

Op...you need to leave

Shadowlainx 11

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:04

wow... I know he didn't just go to this girl's house for lunch!

Jakespeed207 4

Thursday 28 February 2013 18:27

Pray tell, how do you know that? Freaking stalkers these days

AllThingsBright_ 11

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:39

I don't know why everyone is thumbing #65 down. They're right. We all find people attractive. It's human nature. Albeit, he probably shouldn't have brought up her hotness at the same time he brought up lunch at her place.

BFons 19

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:32

Haha walked right into that one.

man_in_black08 28

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:39

Lol at ur profile mssg

sirjuice35 11

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:39

if you know what I mean... ;)

greenmen 12

Thursday 28 February 2013 5:00

Wasn't she joking too!!

BadKitty13 28

Thursday 28 February 2013 5:17

He's an Ass. Dump him. Then he can have all the "Wendy" he wants. You deserve better.

Schiffy 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 5:38

No one thought it might have been a counter-tease?

mattuti 8

Thursday 28 February 2013 5:39

Oh no! He's having lunch at another girl's house! Dump him! There's something seriously wrong with you people..

Grimnirwher9 21

Thursday 28 February 2013 13:16

I know, right! If his intentions weren't honorable, he wouldn't have told he had lunch at our place. Since he DID tell, there's really not much to worry about.