By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 210
You deserved it 91 995

Same thing different taste

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Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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You're ****** probably does taste like potato chips considering how many potato chips you throw down everyday. But the really reason he didn't want to put his mouth to your vaginal area is because you fat. That means that he would have had to lift like 30lbs of fat flab and hold it while you get your sexual pleasure. So no deal fat lady. Go on a diet.

JuiceBoxBaby 0

damn this bitch must have a stank ass pussy.

akemeasandwhich 0

189- slavery is over, it's no one's JOB to drop everything and please anyone, dumbass

skgirl 0

lmao this shit is funny and nasty haha but not nessesarly a FML not that bad gosh

michminn 0

Seriously? To all you wanna be men out there with your lack of response!!!! Pussy smells ^^^ and all of you dick swingin' mother fckers were bred to enjoy that sent! So in conclusion, Your boyfriend my dear should have had you eat the chips wile he ate you.. Dirty pussy and all HELL yeah!!! YOURS TRULY< PRINCESS

schoolfml 0

ok any guy that has ate a girl out before knows that it smells. there are those times were it dosnt smell, but those are rare. given the choice to eat good tasting/smelling food over eating a girl out. food wins every time.

Well i'd eat a girl out but not if it's hairy :P by the way i would gladly shave my balls for a girl if she wanted me to Also with how most of us are... you had his awnswer coming :) and 203... wtf! xD

If that was me I would have thrown the bag of chips down, and went down on her. If I had to choose between pussy and food, I'd choose pussy. I always have food but, the other only comes around once every blue moon to me.

You can never eat just one potato chip