Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips...

By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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Imagery

By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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Rare and inventive insult

By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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Oddly specific question

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 06:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 20:04 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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marisaichiban 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:42

Must have been some good chips.

Soak 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:45

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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mixedcalibaby 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 6:40

Damn I see there's a lot of little boys on this site, where are the grown men!! A guy, especially a good bf, should always want to pleasure his woman (and vice versa) the chips will still be there when he gets done! He needs to handle his biz! Doesn't matter if I'm eating, chillin, reading, watching tv if my bf asks for something sexual he gets it asap. Maybe that's why so many people cheat or look elsewhere nowadays, put effort into pleasing your partner!

robocafaz 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 9:03

That man is my HERO!

mixedcalibaby 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:20

#179 you got it right!! I bet you don't have any probs keeping your woman happy!! I feel the same way, if your SO is horny, even if you aren't in the mood, it's your job to handle that!! Once you get into it it'll be good for both of you anyway. If my bf asks for it I don't care what I'm doing, imma drop it and handle it. Keep your relationship spicy people, and keep your SO satisfied! If they can't get it from you when they want it how else are they gonna get it? Maybe selfish people like this are part of the reason why so many people get cheated on.