By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Soak 0

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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wafflemonger 0

I promise you don't want a salty tongue in your lady business. Ouchies.

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Shadowflames420 0

LMAO. Never come between a man and his chips..... Well, is it one of his favorite things to do to you? If not, you were just being a little greedy

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clitler 0

I don't know what kind of dumb **** you think you are but if I was eating potato chips and my bitch wanted me to slather her meat wallet, I'd beat that dish washing TWAT to within an inch of her worthless piece of shit life. Why don't you take one of those chips and shove it up your worthless slam hole you good for nothing **** banging sweater meat ****-banging ****!

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maddog_fml 0

Fantastic!! haha! OP: First sex than food, otherwise people start throwing up and you don't want thats shit when he is eating you. #2 is right.

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TheChosenOne_fml 0

Shit, he crazy??? I´d eat your pussy any day any time... A girl randomly askin 4 it? It don´t get no better! Please ask me that question if we ever meet...

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Kitten125 0

#27: What the **** is WRONG with you. Don't you ever talk about women like that you god damned sexist bastard. SAD: Come on OP, you got to admit it was a really random time to ask.....

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