By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Soak 0

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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itsme33_fml 0

well what would you say if you were eating chips and your boyfriend said , hey why are you eating chips when you could suck my dick?

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Revan_fml 0

Most guys do not like going down on girls. Potato Chips > You

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justjayit 0

Why would your bring up sex at a time like that? No wonder he turned you down. #54 woot WOOT!

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wrestler_fml 0

Omg, this just gave me a really great idea..... next time I eat my g/f out I should bring some whipped cream or chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!! ps this guys lame, most guys would do it even tho its not that enjoyable, just cuz its sexual... but uh, since hes one of the few guys like that, i wouldnt disturb him when hes eating, in the future :/

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jackaaa 0

Come on. I've never tasted a ******, but chips HAVE to taste better, even if you are clean.

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Aoeu 0

I must say, you deserved that one. I personally don't enjoy it when I am interrupted while eating. Learn what timing is, like maybe after he finished you could've alluded to, "... having dessert..."

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oohbullsnap 0

Why would you ask your boyfriend to eat you when he's eating chips? Lmao thats what i dont get. Dont ask for sexual intercourse while in the middle of eating a snack...... ..........just for future reference.

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