Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if...

By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 373

You deserved it 5 028

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By mannydanny - 01/09/2011 23:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 198

You deserved it 5 051

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 627

You deserved it 2 728

By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 443

You deserved it 3 816

By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 201

You deserved it 16 475

By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 450

You deserved it 4 166

By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 466

You deserved it 7 979

By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 252

You deserved it 4 587

By sexybelly - 26/03/2015 08:35 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 873

You deserved it 4 624

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 942

You deserved it 1 772

Chubby life

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 18:00

Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 583

You deserved it 295

vballcutie08 6

Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..

bellakaykid 6

Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

Yes, that counts.

Comments

Hairnomore 7

Friday 12 August 2011 3:31

Troll Dad detected.

MazDanRx795 1

Friday 12 August 2011 3:34

I never understood anyone being upset that they were a mistake. Who cares? You're alive and on this planet. Be grateful.

neongurl98 10

Friday 12 August 2011 3:39

Not very bad, I was accident too! But they love you now! :)

NiceOldMan 11

Friday 12 August 2011 3:41

It's not a very romantic way to conceive a child (to most people), but he didn't say he and your mom didn't want you!

captain2obvious 18

Friday 12 August 2011 3:46

I wouldn't ask unless you were prepared for an answer like that...

ilikepieandpie 11

Friday 12 August 2011 3:50

Ten points for dad. Sadly, you are trailing with -30 points

bluebird0020 2

Friday 12 August 2011 3:56

Why does it matter? Even if it wasn't intentional, it doesn't mean your parents don't love you. Don't be so dramatic.

Miss_Birthday 3

Friday 12 August 2011 3:57

Even if you weren't planned, does it matter anymore? None of my siblings or myself were planned, that doesn't mean we weren't loved. We weren't thrown out , and obviously you weren't. To all you trolls that say I'm bitchy and insensitive, I don't care. Its my logic and if you wanna contradict it, go ahead. Just don't insult me for using my rights.