By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
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vballcutie08 6

I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..

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ardencred 7

they planned to get drunk, so yes you were a planned baby

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RayanneY 0

I'm a bit confused here. If you werent planned, your mom wouldve not had you, but what your dad said was very cruel.

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heresjuju 2

Take aborted fetuses, load then into a gun, and launch them at him while screaming "THESE WERE MISTAKES TOO!!!"

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kim_lolz97 8

I do believe, that most or all of us on this planet were accidents. Half the people that commented said they were. My siblings and I are accidents also. But my parents love me and I'm glad i have them.

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OurLadySorrow 3

I think pretty much half of the world's children are mistakes... You shouldn't have asked.

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alipod 11

the most stupid question ever!!! ydi op. you wanted to be in their wish list before even they had sex? I really don't understand this question!!! you are their son and they are raising you. so, stop thinking like a cat!!! wtf

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