By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
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vballcutie08 6

I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..

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elmogoezRAWR 0

Go get pregnant and when he asks whos the father, say that you didn't have s*x. When he prods further, ask him "Did that wild drunken party I had a couple weeks ago count?" and when he's recovering, punch him in the face and steal his purse.

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bitchslapped22 14

She wouldn't know she was pregnant after 2 weeks

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zachherbert 10

15 why do you always say steal their purse. I mean how many purses do you have?

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elmogoezRAWR 0

U17, and the number is growing steadily....

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ShawnzieNstuff 6

Was it necessary to censor the word "Sex"?

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elmogoezRAWR 0

I can c*ns*r an*thing I wan* to c*ns*r. Whe*eee**ee***ee*e**e*ee**e! :D

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RyanMacVey 17

i am most certain i was not planned :L

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elmogoezRAWR 0

Probably not, gayboii. Probably not.

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ih82bl8 2

I was adopted- I was planned and paid for bitches!!!!!!

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merrywanna 0

he planned on cumming, just not inside. he had hoped you were machine washable.

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mandel2000 0

the most important thing is if he love you and care about you, who care if you were planned or not?

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illmatic2 16

I totally agree. My parents didn't exactly mean to have my little sister, but they are glad now that we have her.

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julianna170 4

Don't worry I wasn't planned either. I feel your pain

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elmogoezRAWR 0

I know that feel, bro.

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AngelLove251987 0

Don't feel bad over that, my baby happened by accident but we both love her to death n can't imagine our lives without her! Accident doesn't mean ur not loved!

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GEFStryker 29

If that's the case, I think you should be asking yourself if your dad is really your dad. No offense to your mom. Well, maybe a little.

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Pixxio_O 11

They where short on condoms...

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beetboxboy 9

But not on beer...

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HomeAl0ne 20

Well, yes and no. Your 'uncle' had planned on plying your mum with booze and then taking advantage of her in the guest bedroom while she was shit faced. Does that answer your question?

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twisted54 1

The money spent on the birth of my older brother was the money my dad was saving to buy a Harley. We were both accidents being as how my mom was told she couldn't have kids even after he was born. I'm done boring you now....:)

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