By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
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vballcutie08 6

I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..

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chell1894 13

The truth hurts?

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lezbeanPRIDE 0

Um, he could have said yes and disappeared. Then came back with adoption papers to prove you were not only planned for them, but picked.. paha.

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guitarplayer546 0

I have a feeling that most pregnancies are not planned. Just saying, if they treat you right who cares

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GEFStryker 29

How did you manage to be off by one on the home keys for YDI but still manage to type out the rest of that properly? I iz confuuussseeed.

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pasande1 0

Most children weren't planned. Don't feel bad.

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alexiiiiis09 0

aww... but there's a reason they kept ya :)

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smhlqnick 0

Don't ask questions that you won't like the answers to. Who cares if you were conceived on a drunken night and weren't planned? They still. Love you and you should stop with the mellow dramatic woe is me crap. And go make him a sammich to apologize for being annoying. :D

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GEFStryker 29

Why are you trying to read between the lines on FML? The OP never said anything about her life being shitty, her parents not loving her, or anything which would require the use of "woe" in a reply. Also, let's drop the condescending women belong in the kitchen bullshit. This isn't the fifties anymore buddy. Try looking at a calendar every now and then, alright?

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Iamnotmyself 17

-87 just like your 60 IQ level? How do you remember your password? Oh let me guess it's "penis"

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