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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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Sunday 18 October 2009 16:47

Am I the only one wondering WHAT the humiliating nickname is?

readme 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 16:24

Sorry mate, what did you do to her? Or is she just hating the replacement father figure?

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tabrium 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:29

damn dude...['s all i can say]

Ninjaface 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:37

Well, I'd say the best way to get back at her is to have the marriage as soon as possible.

FromCFL 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:53

YDI for going through her phone book when less-nosy people would simply dial the number. (And for treating her in a manner that would cause her to think of you as a monster.)

thousandinone 0

Monday 19 October 2009 22:39

#48- On MY cell phone, when I dial a number into it, if its in my phone book it displays the name and photo while placing the call.

madi_moo 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:39

She ASKED to use the phone. And when you dial a number, the name and picture related to it come up. NOT her fault.

alalalascrewed 0

Monday 19 October 2009 21:36

...Soon to be stepdughter. She doesnt like yu. Live with it... Haha, fyl.

Professor59 2

Monday 19 October 2009 23:02

Some people don't understand the difference between a right and a privilege. The appropriate punishment is obvious. As long as you continue paying this kid to put you down, YDI.

space_food 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:52

I have done that with my stepmum, she's the biggest bitch. =_=

TenebrificTurtle 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 5:07

Maybe she is in love with you and is only calling you names due to the Playground code, pull the hair/tease the person you love. This is illegal and I suggest you stop trying to get with the mom and the daughter. This is not the right, moral thing to do.

oogabaga 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:18

what the ****?

42billybob 5

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:23

dude what do you expect? you're marrying her mom. Did you honestly expect her to just adopt you as her new daddy just because you're in that position?