Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a...

By Text - 25/04/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

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You deserved it 8 377

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Jugan - 19/10/2012 21:44 - France - Vaulx-milieu

Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Kristyn - 09/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML

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By iiiiiiii - 22/06/2022 14:00

Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML

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You deserved it 956

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Monday 25 April 2011 23:08

Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!

beckymu 4

Monday 25 April 2011 23:09

good friend you have there...

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 25 April 2011 23:18

do the same to her. Also post her number on every gay website, bathroom stall.

LauraEll 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:20

Post it on craigslist!

LauraEll 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:22

Post it on Craigslist !!!

Omegadolly 22

Monday 25 April 2011 23:18

I think, if you ask your provider, there is a way to block texts, or block texts after you've reached your limit. Or a way to block a number for a little while, which I would all over if that happened to me.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 April 2011 23:32

Exactly. Just block her

ImInABox 6

Monday 25 April 2011 23:18

Ohhhh snap. More popular than you ever were before. Thank your friend.

massiekur5813 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:31

haha thats a good way to think about it

fury1031 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:55

No, it isn't.

Beth52594 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:20

who nowadays doesn't have unlimited texting? lol

applecaketree 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:45

OP, obviously...

Bobissmall 13

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:40

And people in country's where you don't have to pay to receive texts... it's ridiculous. It's the same as getting a letter then having to pay to open it...

tona01 16

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:47

yeah in mexico we don't pay for that. even in our ****** up country we do not pay like you gringos do...

collegeadministr 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:21

That Sucks for you! I can't think of anything great to help. if you're young, you might just want to tell your parents and get the others in trouble. at least your friends will learn their lesson. maybe find more mature friends, although, you might not even find that at college.

truehitman2010 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:23

Ydi for having a cellular phone.

cnygard95 12

Monday 25 April 2011 23:27

oh. wow.

smlz4me 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:02

wats up ur ass? watever it is, it's 10 ft long and siiiddewaaayyyys

Mitcha857 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:40

truehitman, you're retarded go back to the nursing home with all the other old people so you can bicker about phones, the Internet and kids ruining your lawn.

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:47

He's trolling you morons.

Mitcha857 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:54

sorry you have no valued opinion because you have no face, moron

des225827 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:26

Man that sucks!!!wonder how mch your bills going to be now?.... :/

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 25 April 2011 23:28

Unlimited text is like $5. YDI for being cheap.

icadragoon 11

Monday 25 April 2011 23:59

Not all phones have unlimited texting for $5, moron.

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:39

Someone doesn't pay their own bill.

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:46

mines $20

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:02

Same here. The old cheap texting plans only gave you 200 texts, incoming and outgoing. I always had the problem of keeping them under control..it's such a small amount.