Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a...

By Text - 25/04/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

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Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Jugan - 19/10/2012 21:44 - France - Vaulx-milieu

Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By iiiiiiii - 22/06/2022 14:00

Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Monday 25 April 2011 23:08

Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!

beckymu 4

Monday 25 April 2011 23:09

good friend you have there...

Comments

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:05

And out cost you a whole $10 your life sucks.. Lol

teamholcombe 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:08

Only a hundred messages, they are some inexperienced text bombers. When I text bomb I send well over 500 messages at once. On top of that I make them long.

tenniscrazy2 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:09

Time to get some new friends...

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:19

Why don't you disable texting? I've got my plan set up to disable any outgoing or incoming data, so no one can text me, and I don't accidentally send a text. If someone needs to talk to me, they can call me, or wait till I get home and send me a message on the computer.

aeroliontvw 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:31

most plans don't charge unless you actually open the messages. even my moms Tracfone doesn't. if yours does give us a heads up so we know who not to use!

BIGshooter 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:33

tracfone- hells yeah walmart !

BIGshooter 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:31

kick her square in the ****.

jenna5960 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:47

Quit being a cheap a$$ and get unlimited texting. if you can't afford it then you shouldn't have a cell phone.

kaitrin 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:50

I would have been so pissed

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:05

I've never heard of charging for received text messages (or voice calls) in Europe (apart from some premium services which you have to activate). It's a bit lame that you don't have control over your own bill... BTW. If a telephone marketer calls you do you pay as well?