Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to... - FML

By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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Top comments

munchly 17

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:27

Might I suggest you propose louder? :P

FMLbutYDI 17

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:28

Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.

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slapsface 10

Saturday 22 December 2012 20:59

Use a megaphone;)

buckdharma 37

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:25

Will you marry me? What? what, the cat is up a tree I want to spend my whole life with you What? Your mom is up there too I got you this diamond ring How many carats

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 23 December 2012 1:51

timmy fell down the well??

Blue_Bug 9

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:39

That sucks!

jellbell91 4

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:43

To funny!

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 23 December 2012 5:29

To funny what?! Funny land?

chaylay 2

Saturday 22 December 2012 22:14

What?

icepick23 12

Saturday 22 December 2012 22:22

That absolutely sucks!

qr_fml 21

Saturday 22 December 2012 22:30

Guess the relationship is going worse than you thought.

Dcm210 19

Saturday 22 December 2012 23:03

Hopefully you can find better.

idealTHC 7

Saturday 22 December 2012 23:05

Can I suggest a bull horn?

koenig1 4

Saturday 22 December 2012 23:07

I hope you dumped her afterward.

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