By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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PipingMouse 14

Whenever she asks you to wash the dishes, fake a cold. That, or "pretend" not to hear her.

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desireev 17

Asking to wash the dishes and a marriage proposal are on opposite ends of the spectrum... Pretending not to hear a request to do dishes is a common thing. But pretending not to hear marriage proposal... That's waaaay different.

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CharresBarkrey 15

74 - They were referencing a past FML with the dishes comment.

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HortonThelephant 15

Perhaps the wind blowing through one ear and out through the other, prevented her from hearing you :)

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seandoc 13

What an ignorant woman! If I were you, I'd dump her.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

It's not her fault! She couldn't hear!:P

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seandoc 13

#106, it clearly says she pretended not to hear.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

129- and I was clearly joking..

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TipOfTheHat 10

Will you marry me?.... Will You Marry Me? ....WILL YOU MARRY ME? ..... Sorry, what was that you said? It's not that I'm not listening, I'm just busy not caring!

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robo_thunder 13

Maybe she's afraid you will panic and take the ring back again.

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breasticals 6

maybe its cause your a loser and she is having second thoughts. hahahaha

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I do believe that YOU'RE the loser here. I mean, c'mon! YOU'RE 26! I had expected your comment to be less immature and your spelling and grammar to actually exist. Hahahaha

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breasticals 6

maybe its cause your a loser and she is having second thoughts. hahahaha

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BellaBelle_fml 23

So stupid you had to say it twice in case we didn't hear you the first time.

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kevsandy303 12

Well if most commenters are like OP's girlfriend, we didn't hear it the first either

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Looee 20

So I'm just going to pretend I can't hear you..

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cuponoodles34 10

if she asks you anything important just pretend to ignore her either that or you proposed at a none to comfortable time. either way she's pretty rude and should apologize to you. because that's a shit thing to do just ignore you like that.

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