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By not satisfied - 11/02/2016 17:06 - United States - Barnhart

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Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML
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rockaroths 15

You need to talk to him and let him know sex isn't a one way street and isn't all about him but it's also 50% about you

You need to have a serious talk with him. Him not caring to please you says something (possibly) about how much he cares. Worse comes to worst, don't allow penetration until he gives you one first.

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joeyl2008 29

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the truth hurts. sex isn't necessarry in a long lasting relationship, yet both parties should learn to give and take. plus take it as a challenge, its a great feeling to get her to ****** ;)

joeyl2008 29

I'm not sure why people are disliking this comment. An unsatisfying sex life is something that leads people to cheat. Especially when the partner makes it clear they don't even care about making it satisfying. I am not saying it is OK to cheat. Nor am I justifying cheating. But a situation like that can lead to cheating.

Yeah in this situation, I would not blame op for cheating. You don't get to say "no I don't have that at my store. No we won't try to get it in stock. No you can't shop anywhere else." OP's husband sounds like a prick.

If OP wants to shop somewhere else she should leave her current store first...

MikaykayUnicorn 36

I mean, it doesn't excuse cheating because cheating is shitty. But not caring about what your partner wants can push them to cheating.

Iwannarock1 19

leave him. Or stay with him,and I'll be your side guy and give you lots of orgasms.

How is sex not necessary for a long lasting relationship? That is probably the dumbest logic I have ever heard. A lacking sex life will lead to someone cheating. And cheating does not make for a lasting relationship. Think people

There are people who are asexual, or have low sex drives. That's how.

joeyl2008 29

wow my comment went from -36 likes to +36 likes. I didn't believe it is possible to crawl out of that hole

@85 just how stupid are you? The whole point of a relationship is for love ing the person. Sex should be near the bottom of important things. It -is- important but it is far from nessesary. Nor does it excuse cheating given that cheaters are little ***** who society is better off without. That and it doesn't excuse cheating. Smh some people -.-

rockaroths 15

You need to talk to him and let him know sex isn't a one way street and isn't all about him but it's also 50% about you

I'm thinking this FML is the cliffs notes version of that conversation, and if he needs that explained anyway, there's already a problem. That's not something that should require an explanation.

ChopSuey444 20

#61 You should absolutely never get married if you aren't prepared to constantly listen and care about your partner's needs.

Why exactly are you two married again? Seems to me that either he was a great guy who turned to shit or you settled because you were sure you could change him (never happens). So either you both go the distance and get counselling or you'll just stay miserable. If he cares about you so little he shouldn't even be a one-night-stand ...

ChopSuey444 20

He could honestly have believed she was having orgasms all along. She could've sprung this up suddenly and he may have asked why in a "But I always do" sort of way rather than in a "Why do you deserve it" sort of way. More women than you'd think have never had vaginal orgasms, and simply let their partner think everything is working. (He could just be an ass. I just wanted to share my theory.)

steam_engenius 21

Or this could be one of those "waited until marriage" relationships where she had no idea he was a selfish bore in bed until after the deal was sealed.

Gotta pay him back the favor... and cut him short next time! That's why!

Your husband seems selfish. Time to have a serious talk with him OP, good luck.

You need to have a serious talk with him. Him not caring to please you says something (possibly) about how much he cares. Worse comes to worst, don't allow penetration until he gives you one first.

Props for properly using "worse comes to worst"! Yay for grammatical correctness. :)

Oh dear, worst means sausage in Dutch. This looked pretty wrong to me XD

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steam_engenius 21

Because most women can't, #88.

takeittoem 8

"No orgasms for me = no orgasms for you" should make it pretty clear.

Not cool bro, not cool! We women have feelz!

combatwhore1371 9

and you women deserve it more than us at times