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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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Calaura9 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.

mynameisjohn19 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.

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jenniferxxlou 0

Friday 9 April 2010 22:26

YDI for caring about what is on facebook

mhinaj 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:05

why'd he marry u if u were a dork?? ur WAY to good for that wannabe.

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 1 December 2013 7:50

your keys are missing?

summerhot_fml 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 23:39

what a douche!!! i hope you found some type of horrible revenge

mama8809 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:16

That's so so so f-ed up I'm so sorry hon he's a dick and not a real man if he was he wouldn't care what they thought

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:37

They're gonna find out one day...i mean sooner or later people will ask questions if he came across them in real life. will he lie then?? id say dump him if he's too ashamed to show you off to the world.

monsoon21 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:51

Genius man. Bros before hoes!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 17 August 2015 17:34

That quote only applies to unmarried men. And also, these were people he knew back in HIGH SCHOOL. He's married now, so that means he should grow the **** up and not worry about what his old high school buddies think.