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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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Calaura9 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.

mynameisjohn19 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.

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djb23 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:37

I love how you dropped that last line like it was unexpected. Like you were dropping a bombshell on us. WELL GUESS WHAT, I ALREADY ASSUMED YOU WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL. HOW ELSE WOULD HIS FRIENDS KNOW YOU? HUH? anyways YDI for marrying an insecure loser..

MeMeMe123455 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 14:34

Post your wedding photos and tag him in them....also, leave him a wall message about leaving dirty underwear around the house or something like that. What a dickkk.

GranoblasticMan 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:05

YDI for marrying the biggest douche in the whole school.

SammyJane 1

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:12

If I were you I would of been like "Well that's fine with me, I don't want everyone to know I married the biggest jerk from high school."

KR15CO 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:44

- why dont you add tag him as your husband on facebook ? - add all of his friends - upload your wedding pictures and tag his ugly ass

InfinatePlaylist 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:21

lol thats genius

Carribu 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:32

Why are you still married to a guy trying to impress a ton of people from high school? He's not acknowledging you as his wife. It's stupid. If you got hot, then it sucks for them and it sucks for your husband because they're trying to relive the past. If you stayed the same, then your husband's just a douche.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:50

Post a pic with your glasses off, so all his jock buddies will be like, "Holy shit she's hot!" Then your husband can collect on some long-standing bets and buy you contacts.