By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
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Calaura9 0

Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.

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mynameisjohn19 0

Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.

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gabig 0

YDI for marrying a guy who won't acknowledge you. You shouldn't even DATE people who won't put your relationship on Facebook. It's sketchy.

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AngryC4t 0

Remember that song "Highschool Never Ends"? Yeah, me too.

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serpicosghost 0

well maybe you shouldn't have been such a geek in high school. Loser. I have an extra swirly here for you.

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InfinatePlaylist 0

OP if you're pretty you should go out with a bunch of male friends and leave his ass home, and when he asks why he cant come, say "Sorry but I dont want my friends I just reconnected with to know I'm married to the biggest douchebag in our WHOLE SCHOOL" Either that or tease him (strip, wear sexy clothes) and then tell him your tired and go to bed. And say "I guess you wont get to **** the biggest nerd in our school tonite" :D

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tapesculpture 0

that's horrible D:

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Hellsno 0

Tell him to get over himself, his High School glory days are over.

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Intellectualist 0

Wow, did you marry a 12 year old?

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