Kids: Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he...

By Pseudo - 21/06/2016 05:33 - France - Vitry-le-fran?ois

Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML

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By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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You what?

By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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stangbang92 17

Tuesday 21 June 2016 17:38

I to ask people a question twice before I let them answer.

james_logan 19

Tuesday 21 June 2016 17:41

Maybe they're imaginary?

Comments

Andrewx8 12

Tuesday 21 June 2016 21:49

so what are you going to do you going to do?

Anubis95_fml 10

Wednesday 22 June 2016 3:53

that was fantastic.

SiraSiemens 21

Tuesday 21 June 2016 22:09

sou did you ask him who his waifus are?

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 21 June 2016 22:16

He may be 7, but who said his gfs are the same age?

anyagrande 31

Tuesday 21 June 2016 22:41

When i was 7 i was obsessed with harry potter, not boobs

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 23:15

Your childhood was awesome.

screweverythin 16

Tuesday 21 June 2016 22:54

Steve Irwin style show: here we see the early stages of development in the wild douchebag boyfriend. As the cub develops, it will learn the habits of the douchebag boyfriend, such as seeing multiple people at once and calling them all "Side ho" in his contacts.

Mini_Muffin 5

Tuesday 21 June 2016 23:09

young lust

BrotherPhil 35

Wednesday 22 June 2016 9:19

Up against the wall!

Vintage_Cola 29

Tuesday 21 June 2016 23:54

I love how a large portion of comments are devoted because they don't realise how much of a personality-less fuckboi this kid is XD

Tsumetai_ 11

Wednesday 22 June 2016 0:28

OP he's 7 so why are you even asking if he has a girlfriend in the first place? that is so odd. it's messed up that the kid is dating and has a douchy attitude towards girls, but I wouldn't even think to ask kids that young if they've got a girlfriend. they shouldn't be interested in girls at that age. it's so weird. kid i babysit is 7 and he's just rides his bike and plays at the park.

MandieL 27

Wednesday 22 June 2016 1:01

It's funny because kids that she still have cooties and they get all grossed out at the prospect of having a fb/gf. I ask my 7 year old nephew and my 4 year old Neice because it's fun to ask.