By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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weewee1 0

why didnt you just yell "testicular cancer" and kick him in the balls? getting punched in the boob hurts.

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PakaSkittlez 0

Maybe because being hit in the balls is the most painful thing imaginable for a man, I truly doubt being hit in the boob would be as painful as your stomach feeling like it's being cut with a rusty blade

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officeradvil 8

Getting kicked in the balls hurts more for sure. Especially on a little kid. :/

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EmoKittyLovesYou 0

How do you know? Unless you have both, do you?

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agentx52 13

16 getting hit in the boobs is worse. Guys usually fake the pain. Unless they're truly *******.

BadBoyz90210 0

It actually does really hurt to be hit in the balls… if u tap a guys balls he'll keel over to keep from throwing-up but a girl tapped in the boob doesn't care

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Keyman1212 14

#32 The pain associated with trauma to the testicles is a natural defense meant to get us to protect them. The testes are responsible for producing sperm, thus they are a requirement for the survival of the species. The testicles have the highest number of pain receptors in the body, due to that unique defense mechanism; guys are instinctively protective of them. Getting hit in the testicles can cause several different symptoms: • Vomiting – the sudden jolt of nerve-endings can cause you to lose your lunch. • Loss of consciousness – the intense pain has caused some people to pass out. • Muscle spasms – testicular torsion requires a trip to the emergency room. • Testicular rupture – means the ******** will have to be removed. • Infertility – testicular trauma can affect sperm production temporarily or permanently. • Ruptured blood vessels – can cause the scrotum to fill with blood, requiring medical draining. The more you know, the less you sound like an asshole, 'pussy'.

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teague95 16

32 - When you get hit in the boob do you feel it in your stomach? I'd say balls hurts more.

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raphanne_fml 33

#16 Oh come on, getting hit in the boobs doesn't hurt that much, unless you're on your period. We don't writhe in pain like guys do when they get kicked in the balls.

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UnicornHunter 12

I got hit in the breast and a painful lump appeared there. It was burn if someone else hit me or pushed hard on it.

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Elphieba 4

Can we all stop saying " Getting hit there hurts less then getting hit here?" Getting your boobs punched friggin hurts and getting kicked in the balls hurts like hell.

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acc1 2

OP should be happy he didn't yell "Vaginal cancer!".

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btnhdude 0

There we go. 53 says getting the boobs hit hurts, and that getting your balls hit is hell.

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countryboy910 0

ive had friends that got ball tapd so hard that they threw up so I'm very sure getting hit in the jewels is worst that the ****.

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Babalu722 3

there is absolutely no pain worse than a hard kick to the balls

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rallets 22

getting punched anywhere hurts. PERIOD.

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Pixxio_O 11

At least you don't have to go all the way to the hospital to check if you have breast cancer...

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CarsAndMoney 5

37- thanks to you now I feel the need to put something protective around my balls. :(

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skyeyez9 24

Scary. If I was a guy, I'd be paranoid and wear a cup when I'm out. O.O

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thesinginguy 18

You try having balls and getting em kicked. Even if its a little tap it feels kinda like you have been shot.

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rallets 22

#88 testicular cancer?

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sirhobothesecond 3

Hell, getting hit or kicked in the balls hurts like shit. You feel the pain all the way up into your chest. Especially freaking cup-checks. The cup-check is the punch of the devil D:

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zakkyzebra 11

Guys guys guys.... Let's think about the real problem. Kicks to the shins.

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dethmagnetic1 0

Not nearly as much as getting kicked in the testicles -.-

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hisgirlherboy 5

79- what about giving birth? what about getting shot? what about someone in your family die-ing? how would you know if you haven't experienced all those things? go try all those things then report back and tell me what hurts most.

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woody768 0

One of my friends took a knee to the balls and puked blood. I'd say a hit to the balls is probably worse. I think they put the video on YouTube. :P

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dab123 3

Except the pain of pushing a baby out of your ******.

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thefriendlyc 0

132 What about pushing a rock your penis? Id say that hurts a bit

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YDI__Bitch 0

Y'all have no idea what you're talking about. Taking a shot to the balls hurts like hell and people squeeze ****. If someone squeezed my balls once I am able to get up I'm going to kick their ass. So ladies, even if it hurts don't complain

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JizzKhalifa 0

There's a ******* reason athletes have to wear cups. So I'd say getting hit in the balls is a lot worse. I've seen girls fight and get hit in the boobs and keep going. Guys getting hit in the balls couldn't do the same.

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HenryFBP 0

Bitch, get back in the kitchen unless YOU want some "breast cancer"

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mshoes12346 3

im sorry but has any girl ever been punched directly into the vaginal area? it happened to me the other day... it kills cuz it hits bone and other sensitive areas.

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Jdimp 1

it was difficult to like this. and thank you for teaching this bitch a lesson

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Jdimp 1

last time I got hit by a Gatorade bottle ... direct shot... limped and nearly cried from 5th to 7th period.

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Isoldael 27

@37 - breasts are also vital for reproduction (or well, used to be before bottle milk) so that's not really a foolproof argument :p

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Keyman1212 14

192, you're ******* stupid. Can you reproduce with breasts? Can you fertilize a female's egg with breast milk? Do the children of women who have implants die because they can not breast feed? Go shut the **** up you idiot.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

FALCON PUNCH!!! Edit: Dammit, someone already said it before me.

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Flash8bro 0

KAMEHAME*slap* GO TO HELL JEFF!!! Get it? ge... ah nvm

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mango260 9

haha that's hilarious, don't make kids mad!!! omg well deserved!! :P

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Elphieba 4

I thumbed you down because your comnent is irrelevant see it went from -1 to -2.

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some_shit 0

I say "lol" a lot, but this time I really did laugh out loud!

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Daralea 21

Still think the kid deserves to be punched in the face.

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rockindyl22 0

And this, children is the story of how breast cancer began and made everyone in the neighborhood walk 5ks once a year.

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reallytho3 11

And started the i love boobies bracelet trend

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johnnybagodonuts 2

I love *******

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jedielf 23

FYL, but only just. Surely everyone knows the failsafe way to give a twelve-year-old the ***** is to tease them about having a crush on someone.

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pseudolife 4

Haha, serves you right for teasing him. Now you know not to tease him unless you want another fist punch on your breast.

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