Intimacy: Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual... - FML

By Vincent - 02/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Overland Park

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Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

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By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29

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Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2015 07:01 - United States

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

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By nothing is sacred - 23/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

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By jj. - 08/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML

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By thechaos - 15/12/2014 22:24 - United States - Pittsfield

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my mother cooked breakfast for everyone at my house. Then I later found one of my sex toys in the sink. I “casually” asked her what she used it for, and turns out she used it to make everyone’s scrambled eggs. She thought it was an electric egg whisk. FML

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By nikki - 10/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 18:46 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML

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jonahwalzer 12

Thursday 2 January 2014 12:22

I would not touch the other one if i were you....

Broadway_Vayne 32

Thursday 2 January 2014 12:23

Good luck getting that picture out of your head! I'd be scarred for life if I had that happen to me...

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kumarina 35

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:57

Sometimes ignorance is a bless

Goblin182 26

Thursday 2 January 2014 15:01

TMI, Mom!

Muttley9 13

Thursday 2 January 2014 15:54

Toys can be made from interesting items; they call them "pervertables." :O

jefrey 9

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:28

maybe she use the elecric one to brush her clit, mmmm or i don't know

shesamazingg_ 7

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:03

Lol you should just buy her a vibrator

justagirl1998 10

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:11

Well that was akward...

8born8 18

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:21

I feel for you op. I overheard my aunt say the spin cycle on the washing machine worked wonders for her. someone asked if that really worked and she replied with "have you ever seen whiter whites?" I still can't look at her or a washing machine the way I used to.

elikaas 10

Thursday 2 January 2014 18:05

I have a manual and electric one too but that's because I'm too lazy to change the battery on the electric one so I just grabbed the manual one from the dentist lol

Readoll 13

Thursday 2 January 2014 18:06

You ask questions, you get answers...

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 2 January 2014 18:15

My question is why she would answer that question...

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