By Vincent - 02/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Overland Park

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Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML
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jonahwalzer 12

I would not touch the other one if i were you....

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Broadway_Vayne 32

Good luck getting that picture out of your head! I'd be scarred for life if I had that happen to me...

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thatnucca 36

Well you asked and she told... Curiosity sometimes doesn't kill, it just messes with your head for a long time...

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x_the_lancer_x 13

This is exactly why I don't ask. I just assume one thing to avoid an awkward situation and most likely learn later... Which wouldn't be any better than just being told for these sorts of things, but that is beside the point...

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Nessco 36

If you're old enough to understand, you're old enough to know not to have asked the question to begin with. Seriously, a toothbrush isn't that bad, have you read some of the other FMLs recently?

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marcelmg 10

Replace the head and try for yourself. Maybe you are in for a nice surprise.

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mattrd_fml 31

I'm confused.. what does everyone think she uses the electric one for?...

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x_the_lancer_x 13

Oh dear. Another mind in the process of being soiled by an app like this. Life would probably have the same effect in the long run.

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StraightPain 9

To... Um keep herself company on lonely nights..

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

She uses it to ********** with … like pleasure herself.

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shaytards_fml 9

I think you know what to get her for her birthday

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NPN_Scorpio 16

I see wildly escalating sex toy trolling on family occasions down that road. I'm all for it!

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perdix 29

She should have said her mouth-teeth. ****** Dentata is totz legit! Even Snopes says it's not an urban legend!

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komaco 2

The another one？ which can shake 5,000,000 times per min. Who can drive it？

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Xotoolyxo 16

Never ask a question if you can't handle the response(;

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