By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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maybaybe 0

that's so mean your mum would tell you that, AND she called you a disaster :(

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grandpaearthling 2

alcohol. helping fuglies get laid for centuries.

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smokindagoo 0

wow atleast your mom is honest i guess . she could lie and make you feel a little less useless but it wouldnt be as funny

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like the last time I drank Powerthirst. It's not like I planned to have 400 babies. Lessons learned. Never again.

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DocBastard 38

So I'm a dipshit and an internet badass? Sweet. Thanks, Jeff!

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eatlesschipmunks 0

We have a *****

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millyrocks123 3

hey is this my cousin?? because she lives in Kentucky and my whole family including her parents and cousins. hahah she's a fat pig

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bmexoxo98 0

a fat pig? why would you guess it's your cousin?? there's lots of other people in ky!?

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cncXD 0

haha, thanks a whole lot (: im pretty sure i dont have any cousins in Kentucky-we're the first to come up here in my family. But, the fat pigs comment? Oh darling, we're pretty little waist-wise. Thank you, tho (:

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BlissfulSin 6

That's depressing.. I feel quite sad for you.

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