By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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starile 19

"I guess we can say you were... *puts on sunglasses* unintentionally conceived due to excessive alcohol consumption. YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" ...might have fared just a tad bit better.

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ninjalope 0

ha she must have been drunk cause you were adopted

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that_guy_ollie 0

hey atleast she did'nt say "well when i was pregnant with you we could'nt afford an aboetion." ...

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starile 19

Wooow, that showed up way late in the convo. Good job, FML cell phone app, the joke isn't even funny anymore -.-;;

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

I'm sure she meant that in the nicest way possible :P

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Sparx1_1 16

Gee your mom has a sense of humour - sucks that you don't. What kind of an answer did you expect for asking your mom an idiotic question like that anyway?

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awesom0 0

u shud hav not asked tht and she wouldnt have raped you

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ShakesBeer 0

just about ***** up your whole outlook, doesn't it? ;)

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