By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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bedburgular 0

and if you have enough for both, you buy two of the second one

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bellatrix4 0

i guess we can all assume chris must have dropped the soap.

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andrysb24 5

you should feel proud, you're helping your mom stay sober!

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lostinthelight 0

oooh gurrl, thats REEL knee slappon kinda funny.

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you_freak 7

You walked into that one

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santosh 0

hillArious !!! fyl u r such a disaster lol !!

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