By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

31 - Thus making it a shitty joke. ;) I'm a fan of CSI and all, but no one knows how to create a GOOD sunglasses gag, and they're so overused I don't care for them anymore. Jeffrey - Internet "badasses"? Thank you for the compliment! Your joke still sucked.

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stephanie911_fml 0

Figures. Only in Kentucky they tell their kids where they were conceived. I love it here.

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unidentified_sta 5

33- Ah, I thought you were making a blanket statement. Gems do exist, but you have to look for them in the right places.

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JokeMeister 0

don't ask if u won't like the answer. Heh heh heh.

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maybaybe 0

but how would she know what the answers going to be?

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zp5 4

J3ffr3y050ri4 - you must be *puts on sunglasses* retarded. YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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Ipreferbroccoli 0

Heavens, what if alcohol turned her into a cheery drunk? It might cause severe damage to the snide remarks she obviously likes to wear as an accessory. She sure avoided a disaster there. It was probably a joke. Laugh. :)

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Ynunez 3

lol ouch but i also believe she was joking :P

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underpaid011 0

don't feel bad. A lot of people are here because their parents were drunk, and wanted a few more laughs before they passed out. seriously. A lot.

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