Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me.... - FML

By noiguessitsbroken :( - 07/08/2013 12:24 - Lithuania - Kaunas

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

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By Hangryko - 11/05/2021 08:01 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2014 18:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

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By momolee - 07/07/2012 19:13 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:06

She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...

toughchick14 15

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:05

I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.

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Kateyez_26 13

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:09

Say "yea, I look like my mom"

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:27

It's okay OP, I'm sure you're gorgeous, she's probably having a bad day and taking it out on you

GEFStryker 29

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:28

It takes one to make one. Seriously though, today's ideal of beautiful is highly exaggerated. Be happy with who you are, not unhappy with the perceptions of what others want you to be.

superman3212 8

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:41

hah... sux

Needafarm 22

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:57

That's harsh. Sorry OP.

ninad7 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:31

that's half her fault

loserman67 35

Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:40

Possible responses: 1. Yes I have mom and I am as ugly as you... 2. No need to mom, I know I'm ugly just like you... OR the best response 1. Mom, I'm not vain, I don't need to look in the mirror. I know I'm beautiful and you are a jealous old bitch...

interesting33 36

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:34

She knew she couldn't make another baby as awesome as you

Flowsidon 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:03

Hey it might be a compliment OP! It could mean your face is so stunning that it would make your siblings jealous and have really low self esteem lol.

cutiedimples 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:53

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