Kids: Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street...

By nh-Amazon - 27/04/2014 23:01 - United States - Plano

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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By hungry - 15/08/2016 03:03 - United States - Waverly

Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML

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Dashed

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 00:01

Today, my Doordash driver texted me to let me know my son had picked up the food I'd ordered. I don't have kids. FML

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Let him cook

By Max - 09/04/2014 18:32 - United States

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and that we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML

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Chase me!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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You walked into that one

By BrokeasAJoke - 03/05/2022 14:00

Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML

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Motivation

By anon - 14/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Myrtle Beach

Today, I felt motivated to eat healthier, so I bought a bunch of vegetables. When I got home, I ordered some Burger King, all because I didn’t want to "waste the vegetables by cooking them wrong." Now the veggies are inevitably going bad in the fridge while I wait for my delivery. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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Monday 28 April 2014 9:42

Hahaha you raised a real go-getter there, didn't you?

sweetest_jenn 18

Monday 28 April 2014 10:21

Make sure you use Amazon Prime, and tell him you'll call him down for dinner in 2 days.

Comments

Bossmaster_D 2

Monday 28 April 2014 21:21

What a dumbass

sdrkn 8

Monday 28 April 2014 21:23

The fact that you live across from a large grocery store should be a FML by itself! =/

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Monday 28 April 2014 21:33

you raised a moron. the youth of this nation is the most unintelligent there has ever been

lcl133 4

Monday 28 April 2014 21:33

Sounds like you have an extremely lazy and ungrateful kid.

austinlynn2013 9

Monday 28 April 2014 21:35

It's possible you can buy lettuce seeds on amazon.com

grapefruit_hd 7

Monday 28 April 2014 22:00

Why didn't you just 3d print it out

Elmoo_fml 16

Monday 28 April 2014 22:21

This made my day. I laughed out loud when I read this.

Zyde 12

Monday 28 April 2014 23:34

What has this world come to? *orders food online*

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 29 April 2014 0:49

You could. But I'd be worried about getting used to the considering what I've heard about Amazon delivery drones...

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 29 April 2014 1:42

Tell the little lazy ****** you are going order a Long Overdue Ass Whooping from Amazon and have it sent priority shipping and then beat his ass the next day.