Kids: Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street...

By nh-Amazon - 27/04/2014 23:01 - United States - Plano

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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By hungry - 15/08/2016 03:03 - United States - Waverly

Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML

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Dashed

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 00:01

Today, my Doordash driver texted me to let me know my son had picked up the food I'd ordered. I don't have kids. FML

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Let him cook

By Max - 09/04/2014 18:32 - United States

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and that we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML

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Chase me!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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You walked into that one

By BrokeasAJoke - 03/05/2022 14:00

Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML

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Motivation

By anon - 14/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Myrtle Beach

Today, I felt motivated to eat healthier, so I bought a bunch of vegetables. When I got home, I ordered some Burger King, all because I didn’t want to "waste the vegetables by cooking them wrong." Now the veggies are inevitably going bad in the fridge while I wait for my delivery. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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Monday 28 April 2014 9:42

Hahaha you raised a real go-getter there, didn't you?

sweetest_jenn 18

Monday 28 April 2014 10:21

Make sure you use Amazon Prime, and tell him you'll call him down for dinner in 2 days.

Comments

bobbysuemckenzie 11

Monday 28 April 2014 15:35

You have a clever son!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 April 2014 15:42

toss his XBox in the trash.

LittleSushi_fml 13

Monday 28 April 2014 15:42

You can buy drugs online.

illegalbeagle69 23

Monday 28 April 2014 16:23

No shit.

drewflav 17

Monday 28 April 2014 18:41

59 - some sites on the Deep Web have all of that for sale. If you're from the USA I'd suggest not looking for it, the NSA might send the FBI to your door.

itsjusttofunny 8

Monday 28 April 2014 18:45

ydi fir raising a lazy child that thinks everything is dependant on the internet enabled device you stick in his/her hands instead of interacting with them.

greekhoplite 4

Monday 28 April 2014 19:27

If you live in the state of California, I believe there are at least three or four competing service that deliver groceries to your home. Just this week I had safeway delivered to my apartment.