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By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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By Whipped Cream - 24/11/2012 05:38 - United States - Charlotte

Spicy

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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nolarboot 10

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

Gotta love cheesecake though. :)

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

are you saying chessecake is not yummy??

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AJRand 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:32

People really need to learn how to be specific.

carlosestrada1 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:43

you asked for it

TaylorRenegade 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:09

Idiot. A++ to the girll.

MetalBoi 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:16

This made my day

I_Love_FML12345 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:21

Op- 0 Girl- 1 score one for being brilliant.

Cvlrd17 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:25

she's a big one :D

dancewaterdisco 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:38

made my day

madddssss 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:23

that's a great idea, I love it.

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:24

I don't know why this is am FML. Cheesecake is ****** DELICIOUS!!!!

erocketship 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:28

You asked for yummy pictures, what did you expect? word things properly or you'll get something different. Example you should have said, "send me some yummy pictures of your body ;)".

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