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By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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By Whipped Cream - 24/11/2012 05:38 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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nolarboot 10

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

Gotta love cheesecake though. :)

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

are you saying chessecake is not yummy??

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stupdude3 8

Friday 22 July 2011 20:17

I noticed you didn't say girlfriend. You deserve it for asking some chick for her pics in such a creepy way.

nikijcchz 10

Friday 22 July 2011 20:18

awesome

Aoifexzx 3

Friday 22 July 2011 20:20

Oh. My. God. What a legend.

PenguinInDress 6

Friday 22 July 2011 20:21

Let's face it, You were practically asking for it.

jackcandle 10

Friday 22 July 2011 20:22

I don't get why he thinks this is an FML,cheesecake IS yummy.

I_Told_YouSo 5

Friday 22 July 2011 20:27

Apparently your definition of "yummy" is different from her. Next time insert a footnote.

sxe_beast 11

Friday 22 July 2011 20:29

I agree. Cheesecake is gross =c. Carrot cake however is yummmmmmmmmmy :)

el_chinito 6

Friday 22 July 2011 20:27

I just tried that. I got a pic of skippy peanut butter!!! yeah!!!

monarchy123 1

Friday 22 July 2011 20:31

I have to admit I hate people like you. She wasn't even your girlfriend.

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 20:34

You kinda deserve it

kenziem18 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:34

smart girl haha

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Same thing different taste

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