By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
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ddinspire6 10

Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?

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NeDaroft 5

How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an ******, see how he likes it

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jackiemora 18

Maybe he couldn't stop since he did climaxed. I'm assuming once a guy starts they can't stop.

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TheElBurrrito 21

Can you stop your climax after you start?

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jjessen 20

#48 from what planet did you come from has guys who can stop once they've started climaxing? i personally know i can't stop once I've started

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desoto96 9

I believe the correct term is "the point of no return." Well, according to urban dictionary that is.

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hooligyn123 18

I'm thinking #48 is confusing the word climax for having sex... at least I hope.

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TheDrifter 23

Perhaps for 48 they're very much the same thing? In and done, like a microwave oven.

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Zebediabolical 39

I give women the best 42 seconds of their lives. That's twice. And a short nap.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

42 seconds?? Pfft! Try 15 seconds! .....wait...that's a bad thing?

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Blazinthatshit 9

Who would want to stop while climaxing anyways? I mean, I've never tried stopping and I can definitely say I don't want to.

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gameofthrones_fml 12

Orgasms an sneezes are the only physiological functions that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Have you ever tried stopping mid-pee? I hear it takes years of practice.

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lennelleong 33

I took an arrow to my knee - and orgasmed! I gave birth - and orgasmed! I was doing pilates - and orgasmed! Yup - kinky.

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JACKxRAWR 22

#3, I think that comment got every male user of FML visiting your profile.

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NeDaroft 5

How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an ******, see how he likes it

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tygerarmy 35

Why fake it? OP should elbow him when she orgasms.

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jizzwold 21

If it really was an accident then I don't see how causing him pain is warranted.

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Torch15 9

And being elbowed in the balls hurts a lot more than an elbow to the face.

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KevinFlynn 13

did he at least take care of your needs?

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Soninuva 41

More like he thinks SHE likes it rough.

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anythingmustbe 18

Could this be the start of a new fetish for your husband to spice up your love life?

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