By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
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grahambertus 11

Guess she can't take a joke. Must not be the one. Sorry OP :(

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mjoyn98 1

At least the money you would have spent on the dinner can go towards a girl with a sense of humor !

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Meowfml 8

Please don't like her. I can tell she's a bitch. And I'm being as nice as possible.

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Anthony94_fml 7

What a thunder ****. She knows she's not good enough.

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icallbullshit 3

Spend the money, ON YOURSELF. Don't go for anyone who can't support themselves.

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KatjaM 15

Wow, who the hell even asks that type of question? She doesn't seem worth it anyways, OP.

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nerd380 1

Don't sweat it. She obviously just wanted a free meal and has her priorities messed up. Find someone that won't use you at the very first chance like that loser pig.

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robberry 11

How can you love someone who you've never gone to dinner with?

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ryanebk 7

Clearly she just wants free food. Every girl is a bitch

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juicifer 0

Be real you weren't joking...

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katcot99 11

She obviously didn't like you then, better late then never.

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dogpup4 23

Be happy about it. She shouldn't just expect you to pay.

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