By jobless - 20/01/2009 16:52 - France

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML
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infantrygirl 0

Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.

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popcorn_fml 0

it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.

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greenman_fml 0

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mlipro 0

they should be called groundies, because your more likely to end up on the ground than the roof. :D

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Fab0luZ 0

Haha The Hang over.!! Awesoomeeeee.!!! :]

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Cealinus 0

that's ******* dumb ever hear of rape.

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cawtnay 0

you know all about that don't you greenman

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BigCheezy73 2

Based on your pic, I'm sure that's your method of choice

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Dr_Phil 0

Are you sure you're dating her?

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infantrygirl 0

Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.

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4dices 0

i agree with you ! A relashionship isnt about sex or touching each others .. Be happy that she is bit a ***** and i think that you dont deserve her . what do you want op , a girl who sleeps with everybody !??

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raesos91 26

be patient! taking things slow is actually pretty exciting.

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kpohil 13

agreed teenagers will have sex but doesn't mean they should

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EmDizzle2007 28

yep... the exact kind of dumbass comment I expected.

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

okay, i don't care how many of you are girls and saying he should break up with her. sure..its a little strange, but you don't know what's causing her to wait. maybe it IS because you're not being a man, but if you try that and she still doesn't want to, it could be something a little more serious than she took an abstinence pledge. jeesh. assholes, I TELL YOU! hahahahaha but seriously, communication my friend. COMMUNICATION!

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megaanlovesmusic 1

Agreed !! If you two have been dating for a year you should be capable of talking to each other about things like this :)

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kpohil 13

or they could be 14 and thus she's just not ready to have a baby.

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flossingpancake 18

Yeah or maybe they're kinda young and she's just waiting

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Eir_fml 1

A girl I loved (and might be starting to again) isn't particularly religious, but she's still a virgin (she's a good friend of mine and has no reason to lie about this, nor can I easily remember anything she's lied about) and has been going out with her bf for 4 years now. I like her more because of it. Girls with morals aren't a bad thing.

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lil_ham1644 29

Ok, yeah I waited until I was in love with my bf & then a little bit longer for sex (it was about a year). But eventually I just wasn't scared anymore & realized that by doing it, it made us that much closer & love each other even more because of sharing something so intimate. 4 years is a long time, in my opinion, especially if she isn't religious. It was a trust issue for me, not particularly "morals."

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popcorn_fml 0

it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.

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dragonstrike94 8

What!?! Really ?

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wubbazugg 5

Yeah.. If you're asexual.

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lil_ham1644 29

But after a while, no matter what, people want their relationship to get to the next level (whatever that level may be). Eventually, the next level will be sex. It is a great way of showing how much you care for, love, & trust the other person. All these people saying you can have a relationship without sex might have a perfectly good relationship now, but eventually, someone will want to get to that next stage.

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ughidgaf 0

lol so long as she's not doing it for anyone else, you're alright.

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mizled 0

Well hopefully you aren't just dating her for sex, but if it bothers you so much talk to her. She isn't a mind reader. If you two want different things maybe you shouldn't date. END of story.

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luvs2spooge 0

that wasnt too funny

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Oh, poor baby, your girlfriend won't touch your member. There's more to love than just sex, stupid. And if it bothers you that much, the solution is simple: dump her and find a looser woman. Duh.

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

I agree. Does he want a ****? Then he should find a ******* prostitute. OP's girlfriend can do much better than OP in my opinion

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