Work: Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2018 20:36

Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By sadness - 12/10/2012 02:48 - United States - Metairie

Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 16:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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Michigan_Girl 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:09

When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.

miraggg 1

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:07

soo rude!

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tasiamalaysia 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 13:08

then why marry him?

anonyn_fml 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:23

wow hes not getting any anytime soon

aluma 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 8:40

what the he'll kind of lame ass did you marry? are you dumb? stop whining. you chose him!

Abe210 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 12:05

get your own goddam friends an then you wouldn't have to eat alone!

mellowedblues 1

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:46

I guess he's sleeping on the couch tonight?

BDoN8420 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:01

time for a divorce lol

borna 0

Friday 10 December 2010 10:17

I am very sorry

catscratched 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:36

oh nose people got a seat before you at a table and your husband wanted to sit with his friends that bitch!

RPattzs_gurl 0

Monday 13 December 2010 11:43

Quit whining!! I had to sit by myself for a whole school year while the popular kids watched me and they though I was a freak or something.

PrettyBoissuckba 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 11:40

No Sex Until He Apologies!

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The walls have ears

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