Work: Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2018 20:36

Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By sadness - 12/10/2012 02:48 - United States - Metairie

Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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Weddings suck

By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 16:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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Michigan_Girl 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:09

When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.

miraggg 1

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:07

soo rude!

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SAgirl 13

Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:21

Make the douche sleep in the dog house.

Luckysam1984 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:37

Cold shoulder and time to withhold sex, and make him sleep on the couch. If you cook or clean stop that too.

shadowy_skittles 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:00

it's time for a divorce hun

ealopez826 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:32

what a douchebag

etothec 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:36

that is bs. what is up with your husband that he would do that...

gonzaval 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:37

ouch.....

Br00talsex 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:13

someone must have not given good head last night.

jocelynkay 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:40

sounds like it's time for a new husband ...

maniac310 2

Wednesday 8 December 2010 10:43

maybe she shouldnt be so needy ,... its not a surprise he doesnt want to sit with her

vanillagirl 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 11:51

outcast haha

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:33

YDI for thinking you're all that and then some. You're human just like the rest of us, why should you get special treatment?

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Same thing different taste

The walls have ears

Weddings suck

Well played

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