By Anonymous - 18/05/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML
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Same thing different taste

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sweet_candy_ 17

What did the egg say to the hot water? Wait I just got laid it's going to take a while to get hard.

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rawwiluvu 0

I'll that's your fault for not checking

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Blueglasscup 18

Well he didn't exactly say they tasted bad... so it might be worth it!

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staceysgenesis16 0

thats just gross =

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

OP, don't deny it. You tod everyone farting's from the eggs, but you were just gassy that day.

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barlessprison 16

How did you manage to not smell those rotten eggs from miles away?!

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Insane_Tea 15

You might call this a, *Puts on shades* shitty situation.

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RKD 23

That sucks! Had that happen to me once-got a bad egg at a tent revival-puts a new meaning to the phrase "puke your guts out!"

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skyeyez9 24

I used to have to work with a guy who farted rancid sulfuric farts every damn day. And I doubt he ate rotten eggs, he was just disgusting.

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WaylonD 4

I like Easter eggs n hot beer.

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