By Anonymous - 18/05/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

What did the egg say to the hot water? Wait I just got laid it's going to take a while to get hard.

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IronBrig4 3

"... and then I ate some rotten berries. Boy, I had some strong gasses eeking out of my butt that day."

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benderbot19 0

I believe this should be filed under TMI

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Blake4477 0

Agreed! This FML is like walking out of the bathroom and saying: "Damn! Don't go in there for a few days!" :&

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sxe_beast 11

FYL. This really sucks =c. I hope you feel better soon.

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shannyraelynn 6

You shouldn't eat stinky things, and rotten eggs stink so smell your eggs when your gonna eat them so it doesn't happen again ;)

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xMeAtHaMmEr 0

egg farts suck anyway now add rotten to the mix....wow I bet your house stinks.

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awardZu 0

Perhaps you should stop eating something if it smells/tastes differently than it is supposed to. When you notice that your eggs taste nasty, you should take the hint. YDI

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monnanon 13

Do you have no sense of taste or smell or are you just a complete waste of breath? Rotton eggs smell strong, very strong and probably taste worse.

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