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suck it
Fashion Police: Who Wore it Better...Husband Edition
This is probably the saddest FML I've read. That really stinks OP! I know the "you are better off" and "give your old toys to the less fortunate" are common cheer up phrases, and I also know that they rarely help. But one thing is true and that's, time heals all wounds. It can't feel good right now, but one day maybe you can look back and laugh. Best wishes!
Except that time DOESN'T heal all wounds. Harry Potter's scar, for instance. But seriously, I think it's as cliché a phrase as the other ones you mentioned.
Lady, an ex is called an ex because it is an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. :)
That must have been tough OP, I'm sorry :( Try not to stay don't about the two of them though, someday you will have someone better :) hell, it could even be one of HER ex's
What?
Hi!!
I believe she's meaning to say, "That must have been tough OP, I'm sorry :(. Try not to stay sad. Don't think about the two of them though, someday you will have someone better :). Hell, it could be even one of HER exes."
You son of a bitch!!! U dnt even hv a pussy rght to say like dat!!! Go get ****** by a dog in doggy style!!!
To me, this is either a strange reply meant for another FML, or an even stranger motivational tactic to try and get OP laid...? I'm leaning towards the latter.
Yeah, because other stores don't exist, right? I don't know how you got Wal-Mart from this.
Oh yea! I totally agree!!!!
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That sucks darl! But hey she has your sloppy seconds
That's got to be painful, sorry to hear. Just keep your head high and don't let it show. Time heals.