Miscellaneous: Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 16:24 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 18:47 - Brazil - Americana

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 10:00 - United States - East Islip

Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML

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By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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Lorysa 11

Saturday 15 June 2013 1:46

That is so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss, OP.

Cheeley 17

Saturday 15 June 2013 1:48

And he's probably reading this very story right now. Busted sir!

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Ramvicious 6

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:07

I bet it will be awkward when he gets around to reading this one.

Smallmercy 14

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:31

Fml - don't operate heavy machinery or visit funerals while under the influence

La_Donna 3

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:32

That seriously sucks. Your hubby sounds like an insensitive prick. So sorry for your loss, stranger.

hugozac88 22

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:43

It sucks what he did but it's funny because out of all the websites

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:44

Wow. No respect at all. Im very sorry for your loss

Schiffy 18

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:46

So FML is the cause of your FML....

xALEXx_fml 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:49

lol- that's what your dad did

vanaathiel 13

Saturday 15 June 2013 2:52

?? Did you even read the FML?

xALEXx_fml 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 3:28

**husband**

dweeds508 24

Saturday 15 June 2013 3:09

Completely disrespectful

im_joking 11

Saturday 15 June 2013 3:16

First FML I've seen about an FML

theworldismad 10

Saturday 15 June 2013 3:28

I bet he'll have fun sleeping on the couch. & sorry for your loss

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