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By Falafax - 12/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By okaythen6 - 09/12/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML

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By Airhead - 06/11/2009 19:48 - Canada

Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 02:02 - United States

Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

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By InsideActress - 05/04/2009 19:11 - Canada

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML

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By ThirteenThirteen - 01/04/2015 22:09 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

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By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 23:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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habesjn 0

Friday 13 November 2009 3:26

Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he ******* auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't ******* know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...

kariface 0

Friday 13 November 2009 3:05

So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.

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BlueberryPies 0

Friday 13 November 2009 13:29

"Today, I auditioned for a part I wanted & am so embarrassed that I got it! OMG LOLZ!!" No, seriously, this is one of the worst FMLs I've ever read. How can people complain about getting something they wanted? If it bothers you so much, quit the play. Otherwise, don't bitch about getting the things you want; it's selfish, obnoxious, & immature.

Drewsius 0

Friday 13 November 2009 15:21

Agreed.

kennythedude 3

Friday 13 November 2009 13:41

Ah, come on, directors say things like that a lot. No need to F your life for it, he was just trying to make you feel good. :D

princess93_fml 2

Friday 13 November 2009 13:48

calm down everyone he thought he'd try but was sadden to see how much he fitted the role, without acting. why do u persist in bagging fmls? I don't see u writing any ? if you don't like it get off the site no one makes u read them!

Kickmehard 0

Friday 13 November 2009 13:58

=/ Why are you all bagging on this FML? At least he got the part? Wtf? I'd FML too if someone compared me to a crazy drug addict who everyone hates then stabs to death. Its not like the director said he'd act this part out well. He said he's JUST LIKE THe CHARACTER, which.. now makes me wonder.. is your name Tyrone? xD Chapelleeeeee.

kingsolomon89 0

Friday 13 November 2009 15:25

maybe you remind him of some f'd up junkie.

rhythmbandit 0

Friday 13 November 2009 16:10

fake copied w/e

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Friday 13 November 2009 17:48

Haha

Morphs 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:20

It is called acting and you take it too seriously...

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 14 November 2009 10:41

If you actually get the part, don't be surprised if the actor who's stabbing you brings a real knife and stabs you to death for real, since they really seem to hate you so much... I feel bad for you man!