Miscellaneous: Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 07:48 - Australia

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By loz4151336 - 03/03/2020 12:06

Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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Stooooop!

By AgentFreshers - 07/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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By RAB - 18/07/2020 02:02

Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML

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By sorryyouweregone - 25/03/2013 13:13 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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Thursday 9 September 2010 16:18

I didn't know they ever served barbecue bacon cheeseburgers.

krazyyy 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 16:19

bacon betrayal.

Comments

vballer123456 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:51

how sad is your life when you cry over cheeseburgers ?

sapphirestar 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:53

LOL!!!

pfunk129 1

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:15

you're friend is a punk and needs his eyes scraped out

chrissyvixen 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:17

LOL thats cute :) he likes the bacon ^_^

beachyfun5 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:26

it's sad because I can so see this happening in a mcdonalds...haha

emmyers 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:28

LOL! ha! I would have just left his ass crying there. pfff, who cries over a burger?

ladyluck82 9

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:35

Tell your friend to man up and go to BK...it's better than McDonalds.

BlakeeeDrummer 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 20:42

ok I'm fat but I wouldn't cry about that so he must be REALLY FAT

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 21:03

ARE YOU SERIOUS???!?!.... REALLY.... ARE YOU SERIOUS???

gunta 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 21:30

Get new friends! :P

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