Us nurses get overly excited about poop and urine when we're waiting for patients to pass some. It's just something you'll laugh about with patients. In my case, anyway.

I had the same thing happen to me! I was recently in the hospital for a length of time, and all my nurses were drop dead gorgeous. They always asked about my bathroom activities, which made flirting that much harder. Don't think too much of it; It's their job, and they are used to asking these questions

Am I the only one who first read the "hello" as "Rello?"

That's his job...

Maybe your shit smells like roses and he fall in love.

The illustration looks inspired by 50 Shades of Grey

Lool

LOL Aw. The illustration on this one is cute

Hey OP it's part of his job in the medical field. Don't be embarrassed. Who knows he might think you're cute too!

If you two got together, then he already knows you better then most ;) I hated that after my gallbladder surgery there was the nurse and he was adorably handsome..... as he was placing my 'doggy bag' at the end of the table with the remains. FML. Haha.